DWell I was thumbing through the channels
And I saGw a sight to see
A so Dcalled country singer
There siAnging on MTV
Then I beDgan to think
Had she evGer heard of Hank
Had she evDer been to Texas where Bob WAills is still the king D



DFrom the Houston rodeo
To any oGld dancehall
DAll the cowboys and cowgirls
Know howA to have a ball
And everDy night they tip a toast
To the LGonestar State
Where thDe women are so fine and the Amusic is so grDeat


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Cause I Gwanna two-step to a real dancehaDll swinger
Dont waGnna see no wannabe country westeArn singer
Dont caGll it coG7untry unDless you can proB7ve it
DI want sAomething with a Gswing to Dit



DWell its a Texas thing yall
So if yoGu dont understand
Just droDp what youre doing
Get here as quicAk as you can
DId even stop in Oklahoma
GIf it was up to me
DCause when it comes to country there aint none Alike GarDy P.


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GThat hip-hop rap and boy-band crap is for the Dsquirrels in
San Francisco
GYeah Nashvilles making music that sounds like aA dadgum
disco
Dont caGll it coG7untry unDless you can proB7ve it
DI want sAomething with a Gswing to Dit