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EmAnd if I Amhelped you once it was nCo big deDal
GToo bad I can't be there when they call your Bname
EmThey're going to wAmrite you down in the hF#all of fBame

AmYou really got what you wanted, I'm thrilled as pie
BIt really couldn't happen to a nicer guyAm

EmPut it there pal, pAmut iEmt thAmere
GNow and thG/Gben just thrEmow me a crCumb
EmPut it there pal, AmputEm it tAmhere
CThanks for thG/Gbe help when IEm needed it, cChum

DYou saw me drowning, you said I was a fake and laAmughed
DThen you jumped right in and used me for a Am9/G#raft
EmYou shot me doAmwn with frieEmndly fAmire
EmYou were all dressed Amup to play GEmun FoAmr Hire
EmThe rope you thAmrew me was mEmade of barbed wiAmre
CBut put it there pal, put it Dthere, paBml
EmPut it there

GI know you mean well, call me a sentimental fDool
EmI know sAmometimes you've got to be Ckind to be crDuel
GWhen you pat me on the back, that was quite someB slap
EmThat kind of cAmompliment, it could F#kill a cBhap
AmSo I'll drink your health, oh this emotion's given me a thirBst
AmBut maybe I'll have my food-taster drink it Bfirst

EmPut it there pal, pAmut Emit Amthere
GYou deserve evEmerything you got coCming
EmPut it there pal, Amput Emit tAmhere
GCall me up if you wEmant to come sClumming

DSome say you're a rattlesnake in the Amgrass
DBut I say the sun shines out of your Am9/G#arse

EmSo it's no hard Amfeelings, lEmive and let Amlive
With aEm gift like yAmours, youEm're born to Amgive
YEmou're so full of Amlove it leakEms out like a Amsieve
So Cput it there pal, put it tDhere, pBmal
EmPut it there
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