Chord/Tab song: Pearl Snaps

Chorus:
[G]Cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl snap shirts
C --walkdown-- G
Are two things that stay the same
So when the world starts spinnin' and y[C]our head hurts

There's cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl snap shirts

[C]Well the shade tree mechanic is a dinosaur
[G]You can't cuss you can't smoke or spit on the floor
[C]And don't hit on a woman 'cause she might sue
[D]You can't buy beer in this state past two

But that (Chorus)

Now Buddha is legal but Jesus ain't
The saints are all sinners and the sinners are saints
It's not how you play it's the final score
They don't show MASH on the tube any more

But that (Chorus)

Now lovers usually leave at the drop of a ring
And daddy doesn't smile when a mockingbird sings
The kids are in school but they're all packin' guns
The losers live forever and the good die young

But that (Chorus)

Well the stars are all fallin' out of the sky
The doors are all locked and the bottle is dry
So pass me a chew and I'll sing you a song
If there's a problem with that we can get it on

'Cause that (Chorus)

[C]Cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl snap shirts