E...It's a G#m/D#God-awful small affair
G#dim/D...To the C#girl with the mousy F#mhair
But her A/Emummy is yelling B7no
And her daddy has told her to Ego
But her G#m/D#friend is nowhere to be seen
G#dim/DNow she C#walks through her sunken F#mdream
To the A/Eseat with the clearest B7view
And she's hooked to the silver screen
 
Bm/DBut the B/D#film is a saddening bore
Em..For she's Flived it ten times or more
C...She could G#spit in the eyes of fools
AmAs they Bbask her to focus on
 
ASailors Dfighting in the dance hall
F#m7Oh man, C#/Flook at those cavemen Ego
EmIt's the freakiest Bmshow
DmTake a look at the Alawman
DBeating up the wrong guy
F#m7b5Oh man, C#/F#wonder if he'll ever know E
EmHe's in the best Bmselling show
DmIs there life on F#mMars?
 
C#/F A/E D# E C#/F F#m C#dim G#m A Am E
 
It's on AG#m/D#merica's tortured brow
G#dim/D...That Mickey C#Mouse has grown up a F#mcow
A/E...Now the B7workers have struck for fame
'Cause Lennon's on sale again E
 
See the G#m/D#mice in their million hordes
G#dim/D...From IC#biza to the Norfolk F#mBroads
Rule BriA/Etannia is out of B7bounds
To my mother, my dog, and clowns
 
Bm/DBut the B/D#film is a saddening bore
Em...'Cause I Fwrote it ten times or Cmore
It's aG#bout to be writ aAmgain
As I Bbask you to focus Aon
 
ASailors Dfighting in the dance hall
F#m7Oh man, C#/Flook at those cavemen Ego
EmIt's the freakiest Bmshow
DmTake a look at the Alawman
DBeating up the wrong guy
F#m7b5Oh man, C#/F#wonder if he'll ever know E
EmHe's in the best Bmselling show
DmIs there life on F#mMars?