Chord/Tab song: King Leer

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Intro: A F#m

Your [Bm]boyfriend, he
Went d[E]own on one knee
Well[A], could it be
He's [F#m]only got one knee ?
I t[Bm]ried to surprise you
With V[E]odka - or Tizer
[A] I can't quite quite remember
But [F#m]you didn't thank me
[D]You didn't even t[E]hank me
Because you never do

A F#m (repeat)

Your [Bm]boyfriend, he
Has the g[E]ift of the gab
O[A]r, could it be
The [F#m]gift of the grab ?
I [Bm]tried to surprise you
I [E]lay down beside you
A[A]nd ... nothing much happened
And [F#m]you didn't phone me
[D]You didn't even ph[E]one me
Because it's not your style


[A] [F#m]

Your [Bm]boyfriend, he
Has dis[E]played to me
M[A]ore than just a
R[F#m]eal hint of cruelty
I [Bm]tried to surprise you
I [E]crept up behind you
With a h[A]omeless chihuahua
You "[F#m]coo"-ed for an hour
You h[D]anded him back and said :
"You'll ne[E]ver guess - I'm bo[A]red[F#m] now"[A]