[Intro] x8
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[Verse]
DJack knife'd rig got the traffic Astopped, interstate lookin' like a parkin' Dlot
Fatboy flyin' on a fatboy Abike weavin' in and out and passin' me Dby
I Ghonked my horn and shot the bird at that Dcrazy S C#O BB
At Edeep down I was wishin' it was Ame

[Chorus]
But if GI had one DI'd have to say
AI'd probably do the Dsame dang thing
GPull her to the shoulder and Dlet that steel horse Grun
I'd be Ehell F#on Gwheels G#if 2/4 AI F#had 4/4 DoneA

[Verse]
DCalled my brother, said "How you Abeen, we ain't been fishin' since I don't know Dwhen"
He said "This graveyard shift's a graveyard Agrind, I got more bills than I got Dtime"
I'd Glove to wet a line but my wife'll Djust stay on C#my Bcase
I said "I Eguess I know who wears the Apants around your place"

[Chorus]
But if GI had one DI'd have to say
AI'd probably do the Dsame dang thing
GStay at home holdin' my Dbaby when the workday's Gdone
Yeah I'd Etry to F#keep her Ghappy G#if 2/4 AI F#had 4/4 Done

[Bridge]
GSittin' on a barstool Dtalkin' to a lady
She's Arunnin' my tab up Dcallin' me baby
GBuy her a drink she'll Dlet you chase her
Awatch her shake her money maker

[Chorus]
GBut if I had one DI'd have to say
AI'd probably shake it the Dsame dang way
GHike it up high Das I could get it, Gson
I'd never Ebuy a F#nother Gbeer G#if 2/4 AI F#had 4/4 Done

[Outro]
You know Ethings would F#be Gdiffer G#ent if 2/4 AI F#had 4/4 Done
That's what I'd do, if I had one of those
I'd do it just like that, right... there
Things'd be different if I had one, Gtoo
But I don't, D but if I had one