Chord/Tab song: How to Suffer

Palm-muted barre chords, in eighth notes, throughout the whole song.

[G]If you could teach me how to suffer
[D]I'd never leave you [C]for another
[Am]I'll help you clean your plate
And [C]we could erase all [D]our mistakes

[G]Remember when I said that I didn't really mean it
And [D]you turned away, [C]you turned away
[Am]I'll help you clean your plate
And [C]we could repeat our [D]past mistakes

And [G]now who wins?
[C]Now who's the [D]sucker?
[G]I've watched more lines slip [C]by than a [D]trucker
[G]What are your regrets?
Do [C]you have re[D]grets?
I'm [C]obviously [D]not done yet

[G]Why don't I feel things like you do
And [D]why don't you think that [C]my words are true?
[Am]I heard a whisper, a silent small stutter
[C]Slight hesitation, "will [D]you be my lover?"

[G]If we could just trick each other
[D]I'd never leave you [C]for another
[Am]You'll think I'm perfect and I'll think you're too
[C]We'll fool the world, and [D]I'll love you true

And [G]now who wins?
[C]Now who's the [D]sucker?
[G]I've watched more lines slip [C]by than a [D]trucker
[G]What are your regrets?
Do [C]you have re[D]grets?
I'm [C]obviously, [Bm]obviously
[C]You and me, [D]not done yet[G]