My only weapon was my pen
DmBut I traded it for my hand
DmNot a sAmmart moveG, but Fmy moEmve
DmDoes this say I'm a man?

DmMy only lesson was in my brains
DmBut I traded them for my hand
DmNot a Amsmart moveG, a reFpeat moEmve
DmDoes this put pay to our plan?

DmHey, hey
DmYou'll Amnever get to Gheaven if you Fdon't give Emback
So give Dmback a little twist
DmIf you wanna a lend a hand
DmWait, wait
DmDon't Amleave before I'm Gfinished
If you Fdo then that's Emrude
You may Dmlearn a little bit about those things you do

AmI'm only going to heaven if it feels like hell
AmI'm only going to heaven if it tastes like caramel
EmHold, hold, hold, hold, Dmhold on
Hold Amon, hold on
EmHold, hold, hold, hold, Dmhold on
Hold Amon, hold on

EmSir, I've a good Dmmind to take you Amoutside, outside
EmSir, I've a good Dmmind to take you Amoutside, outside, outside

DmMy only weapon was my pen
DmBut I traded it for my hand
DmNot a Amsmart moveG, but Fmy moEmve
DmDoes this say I'm a man?

DmMy only lesson was in my brains
DmBut I traded them for my hand
DmNot a Amsmart moveG, a reFpeat moEmve
DmDoes this put pay to our plan?

DmHey, hey,
DmYou'll Amnever get to Gheaven if you Fdon't give Emback
So give Dmback a little twist
DmIf you wanna a lend a hand,
DmWait, wait
DmDon't Amleave before I'm Gfinished
If you Fdo then that's Emrude
You may Dmlearn a little bit about those things you do

AmI'm only going to heaven if it feels like hell
AmI'm only going to heaven if it tastes like caramel
EmHold, hold, hold, hold, Dmhold on
Hold Amon, hold on
EmHold, hold, hold, hold, Dmhold on
Hold Amon, hold on

EmSir, I've a good Dmmind to take you Amoutside, outside, outside
EmSir, I've a good Dmmind to take you Amoutside, outside, outside
EmGirl, I've a good Dmmind to take you Amoutside, outside, outside
EmGirl, I've a good Dmmind to take you Amoutside, outside, outside
EmGirl, I've a good Dmmind to take you Amoutside, outside, outside

AmI'm only going to heaven if it feels like hell
AmI'm only going to heaven if it tastes like caramel