[Intro]
[Bm] [A] [Bm] [A] [Bm] [A] [Bm] [A]
[Verse]
[Bm]Fake Tales of [A]San Fran[Bm]cisco
[A]Echo [Bm]through the room[A][Bm][A]
More [Bm]point to a [A]wedding [Bm]disco
With[A]out a [Bm]bride or gro[A]om[Bm][A]
There's a [Bm]super cool [A]band yeah
With their [Bm]trilbies and their [A]glasses of wh[Bm]ite win[A]e[Bm][A]
And all the [Bm]weekend roc[A]k stars in the [Bm]toilets
[A]Practicing thei[Bm]r line[A]s[Bm][A]
[Chorus]
[Bm]I don't want to hear you
N.C.
(Kick me out, kick me out)
[Bm]I don't want to hear you no
N.C.
(Kick me out, kick me out)
[Bm]I don't want to hear you no
N.C.
(Kick me out, kick me out)
[Bm]I don't want to hear you
N.C.
I don't want to hear you
[Verse]
[Bm]Fake Tales of [A]San Franci[Bm]sco
[A]Echo thr[Bm]ough the ai[A]r[Bm][A]
And there's a [Bm]few bored [A]faces in the [Bm]back
All [A]wishing the[Bm]y weren't [A]there[Bm][A]
And as the [Bm]microphone squea[A]ks
A young girl's [Bm]telephone bee[A]ps
Yeah she's [Bm]dashing for the ex[A]it
Oh, she's [Bm]running to the [A]streets out[Bm]side
"Oh you've [A]saved me," she [Bm]screams down the l[A]ine
"The [Bm]band were fking [A]wank
And I'm not [Bm]having a ni[A]ce time"
[Chorus]
[Bm]I don't want to hear you
N.C.
(Kick me out, kick me out)
[Bm]I don't want to hear you no
N.C.
(Kick me out, kick me out)
[Bm]Yeah but his bird thinks it's amazing, though
N.C.
So all that's left
N.C.
Is the proof that love's not only blind but deaf
[Bridge]
[B] [G] [E] [B] [D5] [D#5] [E5]
[C-Part]
[B] He talks of San Francisco, he's from [G]Hunter's Bar
I [G]don't quite know the distance
But I'm [E]sure that's far
Yeah, I'm sure that's p[B]retty far[D5][D#5][E5]
[B] Yeah, I'd love to tell you all my [G]problem
You're not from New York City, you're fro[E]m Rotherham
So get off the bandwagon, and [B]put down the handbook
[B]Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[B]Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook
[G]Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook
[E]Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook
[G]Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook
[Outro]
[Bm] [A] [Bm] [A] [Bm] [A] [Bm] [A]
[Bm] [A] [Bm] [A] [Bm] [A] [Bm] [A] [Bm]
[Bm] [A] [Bm] [A] [Bm] [A] [Bm] [A]
[Verse]
[Bm]Fake Tales of [A]San Fran[Bm]cisco
[A]Echo [Bm]through the room[A][Bm][A]
More [Bm]point to a [A]wedding [Bm]disco
With[A]out a [Bm]bride or gro[A]om[Bm][A]
There's a [Bm]super cool [A]band yeah
With their [Bm]trilbies and their [A]glasses of wh[Bm]ite win[A]e[Bm][A]
And all the [Bm]weekend roc[A]k stars in the [Bm]toilets
[A]Practicing thei[Bm]r line[A]s[Bm][A]
[Chorus]
[Bm]I don't want to hear you
N.C.
(Kick me out, kick me out)
[Bm]I don't want to hear you no
N.C.
(Kick me out, kick me out)
[Bm]I don't want to hear you no
N.C.
(Kick me out, kick me out)
[Bm]I don't want to hear you
N.C.
I don't want to hear you
[Verse]
[Bm]Fake Tales of [A]San Franci[Bm]sco
[A]Echo thr[Bm]ough the ai[A]r[Bm][A]
And there's a [Bm]few bored [A]faces in the [Bm]back
All [A]wishing the[Bm]y weren't [A]there[Bm][A]
And as the [Bm]microphone squea[A]ks
A young girl's [Bm]telephone bee[A]ps
Yeah she's [Bm]dashing for the ex[A]it
Oh, she's [Bm]running to the [A]streets out[Bm]side
"Oh you've [A]saved me," she [Bm]screams down the l[A]ine
"The [Bm]band were fking [A]wank
And I'm not [Bm]having a ni[A]ce time"
[Chorus]
[Bm]I don't want to hear you
N.C.
(Kick me out, kick me out)
[Bm]I don't want to hear you no
N.C.
(Kick me out, kick me out)
[Bm]Yeah but his bird thinks it's amazing, though
N.C.
So all that's left
N.C.
Is the proof that love's not only blind but deaf
[Bridge]
[B] [G] [E] [B] [D5] [D#5] [E5]
[C-Part]
[B] He talks of San Francisco, he's from [G]Hunter's Bar
I [G]don't quite know the distance
But I'm [E]sure that's far
Yeah, I'm sure that's p[B]retty far[D5][D#5][E5]
[B] Yeah, I'd love to tell you all my [G]problem
You're not from New York City, you're fro[E]m Rotherham
So get off the bandwagon, and [B]put down the handbook
[B]Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[B]Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook
[G]Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook
[E]Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook
[G]Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook
[Outro]
[Bm] [A] [Bm] [A] [Bm] [A] [Bm] [A]
[Bm] [A] [Bm] [A] [Bm] [A] [Bm] [A] [Bm]
