Chord/Tab song: Bitch Went Nutz

Track: Bitch Went Nutz (Fake)
Artist: Ben Folds
Tabbed by: mntlinstituteflr (Patrick Cason)

A capella
I took her with me to the Christmas office partymistake
A capella
She did a line and started spouting all her liberal garbage
A capella
Bro, I'm so ashamed

[Fmaj7]I never heard such shit in all my life[G]
[Fmaj7]I hoped one day to mold you into the [G]per[Dm]fect [E]wife
[E]But you blew my hopes sky-high

The bitch went nut[Am]s
Started t[C]alking 'bout politics
[G]In front of all my bosses
Bul[Dm]lshit from the internet
The bitch went nut[Am]s
I'll never [C]be a partner at this rate
[G]Not with Jane fucking Fonda [Dm]Jr. as my date
Oh no![Fmaj7][F6][Fmaj7]
[Fmaj7]Oh [G]no, [Fmaj7]no![F6][Fmaj7]
[Fmaj7]Oh![F6]

(Solo over Am)

A capella (Trill over Am)
It took me and a couple of men to restrain her, you should've seen her
A capella (Trill over Am)
When she freaked out and keyed John Franklin Jr.'s brand new Beamer
( Tab from: http://www.guitartabs.cc/tabs/b/ben_folds/bitch_went_nutz_crd.html )
[Fmaj7]She called us bigots with her fist in the air[G]
[Fmaj7]And as she did they all could see all her [G]arm[Dm]pit [E]hair
[E]Now they think that I'm a fucking asshole

The bitch went nut[Am]s
Started [C]talking about vegetables
To the w[G]ives of my coworkers
Yeah, [Dm]cruelty to animals
She thinks be[Am]cause she reads [C]books she must be smarter
But n[G]ow when I close my eyes, I'll be [Dm]fucking Jimmy Carter
Oh no![Fmaj7][F6][Fmaj7]
[Fmaj7]Oh [G]no, [Fmaj7]no![F6][Fmaj7]
[Fmaj7]Oh, [F6]no n[Fmaj7]o![G]
[Fmaj7]Oh, no [F6]no!

[Am]Couldn't you have just n[G]odded and smiled,[Dm] from nine to twelve P.M.
Instead [C6]of telling your conspiracy theor[G]ies
To all my[Dm] bosses
And all my[E] friends?

The bitch went nuts ([Am]Nuts!)
Started [C]putting down the Christians
And a[G]ll about what the white man
[Dm]Did to the Indians
How could I [Am]know that she[C] never done blow before?
She s[G]houted, "Fuck Dick Cheney!"
Then she [Dm]puked on Franklin's floor
(Solo on Am/C/G/Dm chords)
Oh no!

Oh no![Fmaj7][F6][Fmaj7]
[Fmaj7]Oh [G]no, [Fmaj7]no![F6][Fmaj7]
[Fmaj7]Oh, [F6]no n[Fmaj7]o![G]
[Fmaj7]Oh, no [F6]no!