Chord/Tab song: Adult Diversion

INTRO:
[E]
VERSE 1:
[A]How do [F#m]I get close to yo[D]u?
[Bm]Even if you don't [A]notice as [F#m]I admire you on[Bm] the [D]subway
[A]When it's [F#m]dark outside your ho[D]use
You [Bm]won't let anybody [A]out
And [F#m]keep a padlock [Bm]on the [D]door, well

PRE-CHORUS:
[D]One more cocktail
And [E]I'm [D]on [Bm]your trail

CHORUS:
[A]If I should [D]fall
[D]Act as though it never [A]happened
[A]I will re[D]treat
And [D]sit inside so very [A]quietly

INSTRUMENTAL:
| A | D | D | A | x2

VERSE 2:
[A]How do [F#m]I grow old with you[D]?
[Bm]Even if you don't [A]notice as [F#m]I pass by you on[Bm] the [D]sidewalk
[A]When it's [F#m]dark outside your [D]house
You [Bm]won't let anybody [A]out
You're [F#m]keeping a dead girl [Bm]in the [D]closet

PRE-CHORUS:
[D]One more cocktail
[E] Is it a good[D] time?
[Bm] Or is it highly inappropriate

CHORUS:
[A]If I should [D]fall
[D]Act as though it never [A]happened
[A]I will re[D]treat
And [D]then go back to uni[A]versity
[A]If I should [D]fall
[D]Act as though it never [A]happened
[A]I will re[D]treat
And [D]sit inside so very [A]quietly

BRIDGE:
|D/A | Bm |A/C#| Bm |

No chords during guitar interlude

[D]I [Bm]won't [D]waste [Bm]a
[D]I [Bm]won't [D]waste [Bm]a
[D]I [Bm]won't [D]waste [E]a

CHORUS:
[A]If I should [D]fall
Act as though it never [A]happened
[A]I will re[D]treat
And sit inside so very [A]quietly
[A]If I should [D]fall
[D]Act as though it never [A]happened
[A]I will re[D]treat
And [D]then go back to uni[A]versity

OUTRO:
| A | D | D | A | x4