[G]I was a cook and s[C]he was a waitress [G]Down at the Salty D[D]og Seafood Caf[G]Ž And s[G]omewhere 'tween the clam juice and the s[C]eaweed salad S[G]ome little shrimp ju[D]st lured her a[G]way CHORUS: Oh I lo[G]bster and never flound[C]er He w[G]rapped his line around her And they d[D]rove off in his c[D7]arp Oh I l[G]obster and never...