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Statistician's Blues - TODD SNIDER
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Tabbed by JP
Standard Tuning EADGBe
Finger pick as necessary (listen to track), or just strum with a pick. Enjoy.
CHORDS USED:
[F#m] [A] [B] [D] [E]
EADGBe EADGBe EADGBe EADGBe EADGBe
244222 002220 224442 x00232 022100
VERSE 1:
[A]They say 3 percent of the people use 5 to [D]6 percent of their br[A]ain
97 percent use 3 percent and the r[B7]est goes down the dr[E]ain
I'll ne[A]ver know which one I am but I'll b[D]et you my last di[A]me
9[D]9 percent think with [A]3 percent 1[E]00 percent of the t[A]ime
[A]64 percent of all the world's statistics are made [D]up right there on the s[A]pot
82.4 percent of people believe 'em whether they're [B7]accurate statistics or [E]not
[A]I don't know what you believe but I [D]do know there's no d[A]oubt
I need [D]another double shot of something [A]90 proof
CHORUS:
I got [E]too much to think [A]about
[D]Too much to [A]think about
[D]Too much to [A]figure out
[D]Stuck be[E]tween [F#m]hope and [D]doubt
It's [A]too much to [E]think [A]about
VERSE 2:
[A]They say 92 percent of everything you learned in college was just b[D]ullshit you'll never
[A]need
84 percent of everything you got you bought to [B7]satisfy your [E]greed
Because [A]90 percent of the world's population links [D]possessions to su[A]ccess
Even though [D]80 percent of the wealthiest [A]1 percent of the population
[E]Drinks to an alarming e[A]xcess
More money, more stress I guess
CHORUS:
[D]Too much to th[A]ink about
[D]Too much to fi[A]gure out
[D]Stuck b[E]etween [F#m]hope and do[D]ubt
It's t[A]oo much to th[E]ink ab[A]out
VERSE 3:
[A]74 percent of all statisticians truly h[D]ate their fucking j[A]obs
They say the average bank robber lives within about 20 [B7]miles of the bank that
he r[E]obs
There's this li[A]ttle bank not far from here that I've been wa[D]tching now for a
wh[A]ile
Lately [D]all I can think a[A]bout is how bad I w[E]anna go out in st[A]yle
[D]Too much to th[A]ink about
[D]Too much to fi[A]gure out
[D]Stuck b[E]etween [F#m]hope and do[D]ubt
It's t[A]oo much to th[E]ink about
Amen
It's t[A]oo much to th[E]ink ab[A]out
Mmm hmmm
Statistician's Blues - TODD SNIDER
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Tabbed by JP
Standard Tuning EADGBe
Finger pick as necessary (listen to track), or just strum with a pick. Enjoy.
CHORDS USED:
[F#m] [A] [B] [D] [E]
EADGBe EADGBe EADGBe EADGBe EADGBe
244222 002220 224442 x00232 022100
VERSE 1:
[A]They say 3 percent of the people use 5 to [D]6 percent of their br[A]ain
97 percent use 3 percent and the r[B7]est goes down the dr[E]ain
I'll ne[A]ver know which one I am but I'll b[D]et you my last di[A]me
9[D]9 percent think with [A]3 percent 1[E]00 percent of the t[A]ime
[A]64 percent of all the world's statistics are made [D]up right there on the s[A]pot
82.4 percent of people believe 'em whether they're [B7]accurate statistics or [E]not
[A]I don't know what you believe but I [D]do know there's no d[A]oubt
I need [D]another double shot of something [A]90 proof
CHORUS:
I got [E]too much to think [A]about
[D]Too much to [A]think about
[D]Too much to [A]figure out
[D]Stuck be[E]tween [F#m]hope and [D]doubt
It's [A]too much to [E]think [A]about
VERSE 2:
[A]They say 92 percent of everything you learned in college was just b[D]ullshit you'll never
[A]need
84 percent of everything you got you bought to [B7]satisfy your [E]greed
Because [A]90 percent of the world's population links [D]possessions to su[A]ccess
Even though [D]80 percent of the wealthiest [A]1 percent of the population
[E]Drinks to an alarming e[A]xcess
More money, more stress I guess
CHORUS:
[D]Too much to th[A]ink about
[D]Too much to fi[A]gure out
[D]Stuck b[E]etween [F#m]hope and do[D]ubt
It's t[A]oo much to th[E]ink ab[A]out
VERSE 3:
[A]74 percent of all statisticians truly h[D]ate their fucking j[A]obs
They say the average bank robber lives within about 20 [B7]miles of the bank that
he r[E]obs
There's this li[A]ttle bank not far from here that I've been wa[D]tching now for a
wh[A]ile
Lately [D]all I can think a[A]bout is how bad I w[E]anna go out in st[A]yle
[D]Too much to th[A]ink about
[D]Too much to fi[A]gure out
[D]Stuck b[E]etween [F#m]hope and do[D]ubt
It's t[A]oo much to th[E]ink about
Amen
It's t[A]oo much to th[E]ink ab[A]out
Mmm hmmm
