This is "Randy Scouse Git" (or "Alternative Title" in some countries) by the
Monkees on the album Headquarters. Written and sung by Micky Dolenz.
She's a [C]wonderful lady and she's [Am]mine, all mine
and there [C]doesn't seem a way that she won't [Am]come and lose my mind
It's too [F]easy hummin' [Dm]songs to a [F]girl in yellow [Dm]dress
it's been a [C]long time since the party and the [Am]room is in a mess
The four [C]kings of EMI are sitting [Am]stately on the floor
there are [C]birds out on the sidewalk and a [Am]valet at the door
he re[F]minds me of a [Dm]penguin, with [F]few and plastered [Dm]hair
there's talcum [C]powder on the letter, and the [Am]birthday boy is there
[Am]Why don't you [Em]cut [G]your [Am]hair?[Em]![G]
[Am]Why don't you [Em]live [G]up [Am]there?[Em]![G]
[Am]Why don't you [Em]do [G]what [Am]I do, [Em]see [G]what [Am]I feel [Em]when [G]I [Am]care?!
Now they've d[C]arkened all the windows and the [Am]seats in naughahyde
I've been [C]waiting for an hour, I can't [Am]find a place to hide
the [F]being known as [Dm]wonder girl is [F]speaking I [Dm]believe
it's not [C]easy trying to tell her that I [Am]shortly have to leave
[Am]Why don't you [Em]be [G]like [Am]me?![Em][G]
[Am]Why don't you [Em]stop [G]and [Am]see?[Em]![G]
[Am]Why don't you [Em]hate [G]who [Am]I hate, [Em]kill [G]who [Am]I kill [Em]to [G]be [Am]free?!
(Instrumental and mumbling)
[C] [Am]
[C] [Am]
[F] [Dm] [F] [Dm]
[C] [Am]
[Am]Why don't you [Em]cut [G]your [Am]hair[Em]?![G]
[Am]Why don't you [Em]live [G]up [Am]there?[Em]![G]
[Am]Why don't you [Em]do [G]what [Am]I do, [Em]see [G]what [Am]I feel [Em]when [G]I [Am]care?!
[Am]Why don't you [Em]be [G]like [Am]me?![Em][G]
[Am]Why don't you [Em]stop [G]and [Am]see?[Em]![G]
[Am]Why don't you [Em]hate [G]who [Am]I hate, [Em]kill [G]who [Am]I kill [Em]to [G]be [Am]free?!
[Am]Why don't you [Em]cut [G]your [Am]hair[Em]?![G]
[Am]Why don't you [Em]live [G]up [Am]there?[Em]![G]
[Am]Why don't you [Em]do [G]what [Am]I do, [Em]see [G]what [Am]I feel [Em]when [G]I [Am]care?!
Monkees on the album Headquarters. Written and sung by Micky Dolenz.
She's a [C]wonderful lady and she's [Am]mine, all mine
and there [C]doesn't seem a way that she won't [Am]come and lose my mind
It's too [F]easy hummin' [Dm]songs to a [F]girl in yellow [Dm]dress
it's been a [C]long time since the party and the [Am]room is in a mess
The four [C]kings of EMI are sitting [Am]stately on the floor
there are [C]birds out on the sidewalk and a [Am]valet at the door
he re[F]minds me of a [Dm]penguin, with [F]few and plastered [Dm]hair
there's talcum [C]powder on the letter, and the [Am]birthday boy is there
[Am]Why don't you [Em]cut [G]your [Am]hair?[Em]![G]
[Am]Why don't you [Em]live [G]up [Am]there?[Em]![G]
[Am]Why don't you [Em]do [G]what [Am]I do, [Em]see [G]what [Am]I feel [Em]when [G]I [Am]care?!
Now they've d[C]arkened all the windows and the [Am]seats in naughahyde
I've been [C]waiting for an hour, I can't [Am]find a place to hide
the [F]being known as [Dm]wonder girl is [F]speaking I [Dm]believe
it's not [C]easy trying to tell her that I [Am]shortly have to leave
[Am]Why don't you [Em]be [G]like [Am]me?![Em][G]
[Am]Why don't you [Em]stop [G]and [Am]see?[Em]![G]
[Am]Why don't you [Em]hate [G]who [Am]I hate, [Em]kill [G]who [Am]I kill [Em]to [G]be [Am]free?!
(Instrumental and mumbling)
[C] [Am]
[C] [Am]
[F] [Dm] [F] [Dm]
[C] [Am]
[Am]Why don't you [Em]cut [G]your [Am]hair[Em]?![G]
[Am]Why don't you [Em]live [G]up [Am]there?[Em]![G]
[Am]Why don't you [Em]do [G]what [Am]I do, [Em]see [G]what [Am]I feel [Em]when [G]I [Am]care?!
[Am]Why don't you [Em]be [G]like [Am]me?![Em][G]
[Am]Why don't you [Em]stop [G]and [Am]see?[Em]![G]
[Am]Why don't you [Em]hate [G]who [Am]I hate, [Em]kill [G]who [Am]I kill [Em]to [G]be [Am]free?!
[Am]Why don't you [Em]cut [G]your [Am]hair[Em]?![G]
[Am]Why don't you [Em]live [G]up [Am]there?[Em]![G]
[Am]Why don't you [Em]do [G]what [Am]I do, [Em]see [G]what [Am]I feel [Em]when [G]I [Am]care?!
