Chord/Tab song: If You're Not in Love

Well I'm [A]trying not to panic
But I'm [E]gettin' all romantic
Gettin' s[B]oft with ever[A]ything I say and [E]do
I'm talkin' [A]hours on the phone
Puttin' [E]on that sweet cologne
I'm even [B]putting down the [A]toilet seat for [E]you


Oh wait a minute it gets worse
I found myself holding your purse
Waiting outside that bra and pantie store
My boss' wife walked by
She spotted me and told me hi
And I knew then
I was in for it for sure


Now all the [A]boys down at the shop know
And they [E]sure do find it funny
They s[A]ay you've changed my ways
And that you're [B]spending all my money


(Chorus)
Honey [A]if you're not in l[E]ove
[A]If you're not in [B]love
[A]If you're not in [E]love
[A]Oh if you're not in l[B]ove[E]...[A] [E][B]
Well I'm in a whole lot of trouble


I get this lump in my throat
I think I sold my boat
So I could buy that diamond ring for you
Now I'm hopin' and I'm wishin'
That since I can't go fishin'
You don't make me sell my golf clubs too

Now all the boys down at the shop know
And they laughed until I cried
I told them If I mess this up
My mamma's gonna tear my hide


(Chorus)


I gave [A]up that can of snuff
No more N[E]ASCAR on TV
Honey [A]If that ain't enough
This [E]may be the death of me

(Chorus)