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[Ebm7]well, I thought I?d write a little song
so I wrote a little song
then I tried to write some lyrics
but I didn?t last too long
so I figured, why not sing about me
trying to write a song and stuff
and I decided to keep on singing
?til I had had enough, but then I realized
[(Ebm7)]this song needs a hook
an ironic little
self refrential
[B]catchy freakin? hook
so I [D]made the chorus
all about how
[Ebm7]this song needs a hook
an ironic little
self refrential [B]hook
and a [D]guitar solo
[Ebm7](bad guitar solo)
[--]Whoops, hang on, I have to tune this' ok.
[Ebm7](awesome MIDI guitar solo)
[--]Ugh, stop that. All right, uh?
Oh, I know, let?s do the, um, the bridge. Bri? yeah, bridge. OK?
OK? Anyone? Hello?
Fine.
(music starts)
[A]Oh.
[C#m]baby, tell me [F#m]why
why do they [E]call it a bridge [A]anyhow?
you cannot [C#m]walk on it
it doesn?t have a [F#m]guard rail
it doesn?t [Bm7]even hold many [F#7]cows
[Ebm7]this song is sort of caving [B]in on itself
and so it?s [D]going to end right [Ebm7]now
right [B]no[D]w[F#]
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[Ebm7]well, I thought I?d write a little song
so I wrote a little song
then I tried to write some lyrics
but I didn?t last too long
so I figured, why not sing about me
trying to write a song and stuff
and I decided to keep on singing
?til I had had enough, but then I realized
[(Ebm7)]this song needs a hook
an ironic little
self refrential
[B]catchy freakin? hook
so I [D]made the chorus
all about how
[Ebm7]this song needs a hook
an ironic little
self refrential [B]hook
and a [D]guitar solo
[Ebm7](bad guitar solo)
[--]Whoops, hang on, I have to tune this' ok.
[Ebm7](awesome MIDI guitar solo)
[--]Ugh, stop that. All right, uh?
Oh, I know, let?s do the, um, the bridge. Bri? yeah, bridge. OK?
OK? Anyone? Hello?
Fine.
(music starts)
[A]Oh.
[C#m]baby, tell me [F#m]why
why do they [E]call it a bridge [A]anyhow?
you cannot [C#m]walk on it
it doesn?t have a [F#m]guard rail
it doesn?t [Bm7]even hold many [F#7]cows
[Ebm7]this song is sort of caving [B]in on itself
and so it?s [D]going to end right [Ebm7]now
right [B]no[D]w[F#]
