[G]I was born a little [F]prematur[C]e, [G]Mom just couldn't [F]take no more[C]
[G]Had no time to learn to [F]cry, [G]Goodbye, Mama, got to [F]fly
[G]Bye, bye, bye, bye, [F]bye, bye, bye[C]
Entered school when I was two, PhD'd that afternoon
Never entered any sports, Didn't look too good in shorts
Got divorced when I was four
Chorus:
[Dm]I've seen everything there is, I've done everything there is
I've [G]met everyone but Liz now I've even met ol' Liz
[Dm]No time for relationship, skip the foreplay, let 'er rip
You gotta [G]beat the clock, beat the clock, Beat the clock, beat the clock
I did lots of travelling, Parts of me unraveling
The Army then rejected me, Said I had two flat feet
Wore them out when I was three
Too bad there ain't ten of you, Then I'd show you what I'd do
I could cheat on five of you and be faithful to you too
But there's only one of you
Chorus
by: Jos Duarte
[email protected]
[G]Had no time to learn to [F]cry, [G]Goodbye, Mama, got to [F]fly
[G]Bye, bye, bye, bye, [F]bye, bye, bye[C]
Entered school when I was two, PhD'd that afternoon
Never entered any sports, Didn't look too good in shorts
Got divorced when I was four
Chorus:
[Dm]I've seen everything there is, I've done everything there is
I've [G]met everyone but Liz now I've even met ol' Liz
[Dm]No time for relationship, skip the foreplay, let 'er rip
You gotta [G]beat the clock, beat the clock, Beat the clock, beat the clock
I did lots of travelling, Parts of me unraveling
The Army then rejected me, Said I had two flat feet
Wore them out when I was three
Too bad there ain't ten of you, Then I'd show you what I'd do
I could cheat on five of you and be faithful to you too
But there's only one of you
Chorus
by: Jos Duarte
[email protected]
