[D6]
[B]Don't have to t[A]ell me that l[F#]ife ain't f[Dm]air,
I lost t[B]welve of my [A]very best [F#]men in th[Dm]ere
[B]Well, hold on[A]
[F#]Hold on to your c[Dm]urse
This st[B]ory is depr[A]essing and it's [F#]gonna get wo[Dm]rse
I gotta k[B]now what the m[A]an on the st[F#]reet th[Dm]inks
I wanna d[B]rink what the m[A]an on the b[F#]each dr[Dm]inks
Need a se[B]curity peri[A]meter with Ven[F#]etian bl[Dm]inds
An eme[B]rgency meet[A]ing of the mee[F#]ting of the mi[Dm]nds
[C]Can't see the forest th[E]rough the trees
[A]I make my living in Ame[G]rican cheese
[C]Bringing everybody t[E]o their knees
So h[A]ave another slice of Am[G7]erican cheese
Well, I know it'd be better with Gouda or Cheddar
(Solo)
[B]Now there's fi[A]fty dead ac[F#]tresses ly[Dm]ing in your wake
So ha[B]ve another pi[A]ece of chicken, ha[F#]ve a piece[Dm] of steak
But be[B] nice,[A] lover, [F#]be nice to [Dm]me
Cuz t[B]here's an ev[A]il army com[F#]in' that we [Dm]just can't see
I gotta fe[B]el every[A]thing that I c[F#]an't fee[Dm]l
I gotta st[B]eal when I w[A]ent with the[F#] meal deal[Dm]
I gotta b[B]less they[A] heart and fo[F#]rgive they s[Dm]ins
And pa[B]ss all my c[A]urses onto n[F#]ext of ki[Dm]n
[C]Can't see the forest th[E]rough the trees
[A]I make my living in Ame[G]rican cheese
[C]Bringing everybody t[E]o their knees
So h[A]ave another slice of Am[G7]erican cheese
I'm not an I-talian fella, but I like Mozzarella
(Solo)
[Bm]This conve[D]rsation is just a t[A]ime killer, t[Gmaj7]ime filler
[Bm]Taking its to[D]ll upon my he[A]art
Taking its tol[Gmaj7]l upon my heart
[Bm]This corpor[D]ation is just fe[A]ed filler, s[Gmaj7]eed spiller
[Bm]Hell bent on t[D]earing us a[A]part
Hell bent on t[Gmaj7]earing us apart
[Bm]My king of the na[D]tion died from pa[A]inkillers long [Gmaj7]after thriller
[Bm]They sell his mu[D]sic at K-[A]Mart
They sell his m[Gmaj7]usic at K-Mart
[Bm]Going station to st[D]ation
Looking for [A]Ben Stiller g[Gmaj7]etting Phyllis Dillered
[Bm]Now too lets [D]go back to the [A]start
Now too lets [Gmaj7]go back to the start
[Bm]Now too lets [D]go back to the [A]start
Now too lets [Gmaj7]go back to the start
[Bm]Now too lets [D]go back to the [A]start
Now too lets [Gmaj7]go back to the start
[Bm]Now too lets [D]go back to the [A]start
Now too lets [Gmaj7]go back to the start
[B]Don't have to t[A]ell me that l[F#]ife ain't f[Dm]air,
I lost t[B]welve of my [A]very best [F#]men in th[Dm]ere
[B]Well, hold on[A]
[F#]Hold on to your c[Dm]urse
This st[B]ory is depr[A]essing and it's [F#]gonna get wo[Dm]rse
I gotta k[B]now what the m[A]an on the st[F#]reet th[Dm]inks
I wanna d[B]rink what the m[A]an on the b[F#]each dr[Dm]inks
Need a se[B]curity peri[A]meter with Ven[F#]etian bl[Dm]inds
An eme[B]rgency meet[A]ing of the mee[F#]ting of the mi[Dm]nds
[C]Can't see the forest th[E]rough the trees
[A]I make my living in Ame[G]rican cheese
[C]Bringing everybody t[E]o their knees
So h[A]ave another slice of Am[G7]erican cheese
Well, I know it'd be better with Gouda or Cheddar
(Solo)
[B]Now there's fi[A]fty dead ac[F#]tresses ly[Dm]ing in your wake
So ha[B]ve another pi[A]ece of chicken, ha[F#]ve a piece[Dm] of steak
But be[B] nice,[A] lover, [F#]be nice to [Dm]me
Cuz t[B]here's an ev[A]il army com[F#]in' that we [Dm]just can't see
I gotta fe[B]el every[A]thing that I c[F#]an't fee[Dm]l
I gotta st[B]eal when I w[A]ent with the[F#] meal deal[Dm]
I gotta b[B]less they[A] heart and fo[F#]rgive they s[Dm]ins
And pa[B]ss all my c[A]urses onto n[F#]ext of ki[Dm]n
[C]Can't see the forest th[E]rough the trees
[A]I make my living in Ame[G]rican cheese
[C]Bringing everybody t[E]o their knees
So h[A]ave another slice of Am[G7]erican cheese
I'm not an I-talian fella, but I like Mozzarella
(Solo)
[Bm]This conve[D]rsation is just a t[A]ime killer, t[Gmaj7]ime filler
[Bm]Taking its to[D]ll upon my he[A]art
Taking its tol[Gmaj7]l upon my heart
[Bm]This corpor[D]ation is just fe[A]ed filler, s[Gmaj7]eed spiller
[Bm]Hell bent on t[D]earing us a[A]part
Hell bent on t[Gmaj7]earing us apart
[Bm]My king of the na[D]tion died from pa[A]inkillers long [Gmaj7]after thriller
[Bm]They sell his mu[D]sic at K-[A]Mart
They sell his m[Gmaj7]usic at K-Mart
[Bm]Going station to st[D]ation
Looking for [A]Ben Stiller g[Gmaj7]etting Phyllis Dillered
[Bm]Now too lets [D]go back to the [A]start
Now too lets [Gmaj7]go back to the start
[Bm]Now too lets [D]go back to the [A]start
Now too lets [Gmaj7]go back to the start
[Bm]Now too lets [D]go back to the [A]start
Now too lets [Gmaj7]go back to the start
[Bm]Now too lets [D]go back to the [A]start
Now too lets [Gmaj7]go back to the start
