Chord/Tab song: The Ballad of Me and My Brain

(Chorus)

And wel[Db]l, I think I've gone mad
I[Bbm]sn't that so [F#]sad?
And [Db]what a shame you've lost a bra[Bbm]in that you nev[F#]er had
Oh, m[Db]um check the car - It can't have gone far
I mus[Bbm]t have left it on a train o[F#]r lost in a bar

(Verse)

It's [Db]likely in a Sainsbury's
Flirting [Bbm]with the girls and [F#]waiting for me
I ju[Db]mped on a bus, declared my name
And as[Bbm]ked if anybody had s[F#]een my brain
Your [Db]brain was last seen going for a run
And would you sign a[Bbm]n autograph for my daug[F#]hter Laura?
'Caus[Db]e she adores ya, but I think you're sht
"I've[Bbm] gotta look for my bra[F#]in for a bit!"
I st[Db]epped outside, it hurt my eyes
"Well what do you[Bbm] expect when you'v[F#]e got no mind!"
I searched al[Db]l day it drove me insane
"Where w[Bbm]ould I be if I w[F#]as my brain?"

(Outro)

The [Db]nice nurse told me said she felt my pain
But couldn[Bbm]'t find a single[F#] trace of my brain
"Oops[Db] I did it again" started playing
Forg[Bbm]et my brain, remember[F#] my pai[Db]n