CYou're gonna sFay I tGold you sCo
CI never shFould have lGet you gCo
CAin't it fuFnny that heGre we arCe
The tFwo of us in twGo different bCars

CIn separate cFages daGncing sClow
CWe ain't got nFobody to cGall our oCwn
CYou can alwFays gGo back hoCme
Well, you juFst might Gbe there aClone

GI'm drunk and you're insane
CI can't quit and you won't change
D7Ain't no halfhearted romeo
GWhy do you treat me so?

Like our love's a jFoke
It hurts too much toC laugh
Can't you least sGmile
When you call me thCat

CNow, days are haFrder than yGou would beClieve
CI ain't having luFck maGking ends meCet
CIf time were moFney then loGok at mCe
I'm riFcher than a poGor man should bCe

GPrice of admission is much too steep
CFor broke uneducated clowns like me
D7It may be true I was the first to leave
GBut now I'm begging you please

My heart's on my slFeeve
And I'm tipping my hCat
Can't you at least sGmile
When you call me tChatC7

Not much is certain but this mFuch is true
My arms are useless if they dCon't have you
They hang around me with noFthing to do
I'm hoping you and yours are loGnesome too

CNeon's buzFzing and heGre I aCm
CLast one stFanding, laGst call agCain
CWhile you're unfFolding in a straGnger's haCnds
I'll drFink up and be soGmebody's mCan

GAngels can walk I've seen it before
CThey turn handles and they open doors
D7They act like devils, now you've been warned
GThey'll vanish when love is war

I'm down on my knFees
And you won't have me bCack
But can't you at leastG smile
When you call me tChat

(repeat chorus)