Well you say you[A] only watch documentaries[E]
And that bad cold you've got - that's the [A]flu
And that book that you foisted u[D]pon me
[A]I'll never [E]read it, will [A]you?
Did you [D]play in the Garden of [A]Eden?
Were the [E]goalkeeper's gloves to you [A]tossed?
'Cos it [D]seems to me you're the [A]reason
You're the reason why [E]Paradise [A]Lost.
Was it you who invented the [E]school run?
At the Laboratoires Garnier, [A]Gaul?
And is it you who's to stone for the [D]motorway cone
Barry [A]Venison and Da[E]vina Mc[A]Call?
Did you [D]play in the Garden of [A]Eden?
Were the [E]goalkeeper's gloves to you [A]tossed?
'Cos it [D]seems to me you're the [A]reason
You're the reason why [E]Paradise [A]Lost.
Ah,regain it for me Rodney! (instr. A E E A A D A E A)
Well we've [A]both seen your personalised [E]reg plates
And it's not the worst crime I a[A]gree
But we both know full well that it [D]really should spell
T-[A]W-A-[E]T O-N-[A]E.
Did you [D]play in the Garden of [A]Eden?
Were the [E]goalkeeper's gloves to you [A]tossed?
'Cos it [D]seems to me you're the [A]reason
You're the reason why [E]Paradise [A]Lost.
You're the reason why [E]Paradise [A]Lost,
You're the reason why [E]Paradise [A]Lost.
And that bad cold you've got - that's the [A]flu
And that book that you foisted u[D]pon me
[A]I'll never [E]read it, will [A]you?
Did you [D]play in the Garden of [A]Eden?
Were the [E]goalkeeper's gloves to you [A]tossed?
'Cos it [D]seems to me you're the [A]reason
You're the reason why [E]Paradise [A]Lost.
Was it you who invented the [E]school run?
At the Laboratoires Garnier, [A]Gaul?
And is it you who's to stone for the [D]motorway cone
Barry [A]Venison and Da[E]vina Mc[A]Call?
Did you [D]play in the Garden of [A]Eden?
Were the [E]goalkeeper's gloves to you [A]tossed?
'Cos it [D]seems to me you're the [A]reason
You're the reason why [E]Paradise [A]Lost.
Ah,regain it for me Rodney! (instr. A E E A A D A E A)
Well we've [A]both seen your personalised [E]reg plates
And it's not the worst crime I a[A]gree
But we both know full well that it [D]really should spell
T-[A]W-A-[E]T O-N-[A]E.
Did you [D]play in the Garden of [A]Eden?
Were the [E]goalkeeper's gloves to you [A]tossed?
'Cos it [D]seems to me you're the [A]reason
You're the reason why [E]Paradise [A]Lost.
You're the reason why [E]Paradise [A]Lost,
You're the reason why [E]Paradise [A]Lost.
