[G]I was a cook and s[C]he was a waitress
[G]Down at the Salty D[D]og Seafood Caf[G]Ž
And s[G]omewhere 'tween the clam juice and the s[C]eaweed salad
S[G]ome little shrimp ju[D]st lured her a[G]way
CHORUS:
Oh I lo[G]bster and never flound[C]er
He w[G]rapped his line around her
And they d[D]rove off in his c[D7]arp
Oh I l[G]obster and never f[C]lounder
I o[G]ctopus his face in, he'll only b[D]reak her h[G]eart.
I said just squid and leave me for that piano tuna
If you want to trout something new
She was the bass I ever had, now my life has no porpoise
Oh my cod I love her yes I do
Chorus
Spoken: Frankly scallop, I don't give a clam
[G]Down at the Salty D[D]og Seafood Caf[G]Ž
And s[G]omewhere 'tween the clam juice and the s[C]eaweed salad
S[G]ome little shrimp ju[D]st lured her a[G]way
CHORUS:
Oh I lo[G]bster and never flound[C]er
He w[G]rapped his line around her
And they d[D]rove off in his c[D7]arp
Oh I l[G]obster and never f[C]lounder
I o[G]ctopus his face in, he'll only b[D]reak her h[G]eart.
I said just squid and leave me for that piano tuna
If you want to trout something new
She was the bass I ever had, now my life has no porpoise
Oh my cod I love her yes I do
Chorus
Spoken: Frankly scallop, I don't give a clam
