Hello Mr. Record Man
Valdy
[D]Hello, Mr. Record man, word has it that you plan.
To let me make a record in a [E]week or two.
[A]Dont you see its not like that,
[A7]I realize you aint too fat,
But [G]surely you could [D]front me just a [E7]little [A7]bit more [D]time.
[D]Hello Mr. Agent Man, word has it that you plan,
To cancel out my one-night stand in [E]Oshawa.
[A]My manager misspells my name,
And [A7]tells me things arent quite the same,
When [G]fingers started [D]pointing, he ex[E7]claimed that [A7]it was [D]mine.
And [G]how are you Mom and Dad?
The [Bm]news, it sure made me sad,
Em (barre) A B7
To hear that dear old Brownie slipped away.. ..
I [E]guess things just [G#m]come and go,
[C#m]Nothing stays the [E]same you know,
Im s[B]orry I didnt come to say he[G]llo on Christmas Da[A]y..[A7]
And [D]hello, Mr. Public, I just stopped by to play a lick,
Tried to look enthusiastic and could not raise a [E]smile.
I [A]guess its time to leave the road,
And [A7]hang up eighteen years or so,
It [G]sure aint an e[D]asy thing to s[E7]ell this o[A7]ld guit[D]ar.
Valdy
[D]Hello, Mr. Record man, word has it that you plan.
To let me make a record in a [E]week or two.
[A]Dont you see its not like that,
[A7]I realize you aint too fat,
But [G]surely you could [D]front me just a [E7]little [A7]bit more [D]time.
[D]Hello Mr. Agent Man, word has it that you plan,
To cancel out my one-night stand in [E]Oshawa.
[A]My manager misspells my name,
And [A7]tells me things arent quite the same,
When [G]fingers started [D]pointing, he ex[E7]claimed that [A7]it was [D]mine.
And [G]how are you Mom and Dad?
The [Bm]news, it sure made me sad,
Em (barre) A B7
To hear that dear old Brownie slipped away.. ..
I [E]guess things just [G#m]come and go,
[C#m]Nothing stays the [E]same you know,
Im s[B]orry I didnt come to say he[G]llo on Christmas Da[A]y..[A7]
And [D]hello, Mr. Public, I just stopped by to play a lick,
Tried to look enthusiastic and could not raise a [E]smile.
I [A]guess its time to leave the road,
And [A7]hang up eighteen years or so,
It [G]sure aint an e[D]asy thing to s[E7]ell this o[A7]ld guit[D]ar.
