Verse 1)
[Bm]Dumb surfer is [G]giving me his ca[D]sh
Won a bet for fifty and now I need a slash
[D]Man this band that's playing, is playing fking trash
[Bm]Skunk and onion gravy, as my brai[Em]n's potato mash
[Bm]He came across the bac[Em]k of a bureaucratic stash
[Bm]Shot the lot for credit and n[G]ever got it back
[D]He's mashed, I'm mashed, we're m[G]ashed
N.C.
That cat got slashed in half like that
[Bm]As venus completes orbit, I'm feeling slightly mashed
[D]The stir fry didn't absorb it, I[G] need another slash
[D]She spoke in English, it was l[Gm]ow lit where we sat
[Bm]Remembering her fa[G]ce but that's the end of that
[Bm]I'm a step from[Em] madness as I puke on pavement slabs
[D]Got a bit embarrassed, need to g[G]et back to the lab
[D]In the depths of traffic, I was f[Gm]eeling like we crashed
[Bm]With a girl from Slovak in a European cab
[Bm]From a set of habits, I can see momen[Em]tums mashed
[D]If we were commuting, this t[G]rain would fking crash
[D]Now my brain's diluting with blame and guilt and hash
[Bm]Getting lashed, getting l[G]ashed by a[Em]ll of the gods
[Bm]By a[G]ll of the [D]gods, by a[Bm]ll of t[G]he go[D]ds
(Verse 2)
[D]As my brain's diluting, I suffer from whiplash
This girl's now scr[Gm]eaming, I think we've gone and cra[D]shed
The dr[F#m]iver's speaking and the car is still intact
[Bm]It was only minor, well that's the end of that
[G]Girl, t[Em]hat's the end of[D] that as I know
[D]Girl, some thi[Bm]ngs you don't know
(Outro)
[Bm]Dumb surfer, d[D]on't suffer
[D]Dumb surfer, d[Bm]on't suffer
[Bm]Dumb surfer, d[D]on't suffer
[D]Dumb surfer, d[Bm]on't suffer
[Bm]Ay, some thi[G]ngs won't[D] change for a while
Keep me, keep me as the villain
[G]But my pra[Bm]yer, you don't own
[Bm]Dumb surfer is [G]giving me his ca[D]sh
Won a bet for fifty and now I need a slash
[D]Man this band that's playing, is playing fking trash
[Bm]Skunk and onion gravy, as my brai[Em]n's potato mash
[Bm]He came across the bac[Em]k of a bureaucratic stash
[Bm]Shot the lot for credit and n[G]ever got it back
[D]He's mashed, I'm mashed, we're m[G]ashed
N.C.
That cat got slashed in half like that
[Bm]As venus completes orbit, I'm feeling slightly mashed
[D]The stir fry didn't absorb it, I[G] need another slash
[D]She spoke in English, it was l[Gm]ow lit where we sat
[Bm]Remembering her fa[G]ce but that's the end of that
[Bm]I'm a step from[Em] madness as I puke on pavement slabs
[D]Got a bit embarrassed, need to g[G]et back to the lab
[D]In the depths of traffic, I was f[Gm]eeling like we crashed
[Bm]With a girl from Slovak in a European cab
[Bm]From a set of habits, I can see momen[Em]tums mashed
[D]If we were commuting, this t[G]rain would fking crash
[D]Now my brain's diluting with blame and guilt and hash
[Bm]Getting lashed, getting l[G]ashed by a[Em]ll of the gods
[Bm]By a[G]ll of the [D]gods, by a[Bm]ll of t[G]he go[D]ds
(Verse 2)
[D]As my brain's diluting, I suffer from whiplash
This girl's now scr[Gm]eaming, I think we've gone and cra[D]shed
The dr[F#m]iver's speaking and the car is still intact
[Bm]It was only minor, well that's the end of that
[G]Girl, t[Em]hat's the end of[D] that as I know
[D]Girl, some thi[Bm]ngs you don't know
(Outro)
[Bm]Dumb surfer, d[D]on't suffer
[D]Dumb surfer, d[Bm]on't suffer
[Bm]Dumb surfer, d[D]on't suffer
[D]Dumb surfer, d[Bm]on't suffer
[Bm]Ay, some thi[G]ngs won't[D] change for a while
Keep me, keep me as the villain
[G]But my pra[Bm]yer, you don't own
