INTRO (strings) Ab/C Db | Bbm7 Ab/C | Ab/C Db | Bbm7 Ab | Ab/C Db | Eb7/Bb Ab/C | Ab/C Db | Bbm7 Ab | VERSE [Ab/C] The book of[Db] love is [Eb]long and [Fm]boring [Ab/C] No one[Db] can lift the [Eb7]damn thing[Ab] [Ab/C] It's full of[Db] charts and [Eb]facts and [Fm]figures[Ab/C] and [Db]instructions for [Eb7]dan-[Ab]cing CHORUS But...