The Haircut Song--Ray Stevens Any corrections welcome, of course (especially with the Latin...I've only read "Julius Caesar" so many times, not even sure I can SPELL it correctly). CHORUS: [C]When you get a haircut, you [F]better go back h[C]ome [C]When you get a haircut, get a [G]barber you have known Since [F]you were a little bitty boy...