Key CHORDS
B5 A7 X D7 G5
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--- VERSE 1 ---
B5 A7 X
"Damn that television, What a bad picture"!
[D7] Don't get upset, Its not a[A7] major disaster
[A7] "There's nothing on tonight", he said,
[A7] "I don't know what's the matter"
[D7] "Nothings ever on", she said "so I [A7]don't know why you bother'
--- VERSE 2 ---
B5 A7 X
We've heard this little scene, we've heard it many times
[D7] People fighting over little things and [A7]wasting precious time.
[A7] They might be better off
[A7] I think the way it seems to me.
[D7] Making up their own shows, which might be [A7]better than T.V.
--- CHORUS ---
J[E]udy?s i[A]n the b[E]ed-r[G]oom, in-v[E]enting s[A]itu-a[E]-t[G]ions.
[E]Bob is [D]on the [E]street to-[D]day, [E]scouting [A]up lo-[E]ca-[G]tions.
[E]They?ve en-[G]listed [E]all their [G]family.
[E]They?ve en-[G]listed [E]all their [F#]friends.
It [B]helped saved [D]their re-[B]lation-[D]ship,
And [B]made it [D]work [E]again.
--- VERSE 3 ---
B5 A7 X
Their show gets real high ratings, they think they have a hit.
[D7] There might even be a spin off, but the[A7]y're not sure 'bout that.
[A7] If they ever watch T.V. again,
[A7] it'd be too soon for them.
Bob never ye[D7]lls about the picture now, [A7]he's having too much fun.
--- CHORUS ---
J[E]udy?s i[A]n the b[E]ed-r[G]oom, in-v[E]enting s[A]itu-a[E]-t[G]ions.
[E]Bob is [D]on the [E]street to-[D]day, [E]scouting [A]up lo-[E]ca-[G]tions.
[E]They?ve en-[G]listed [E]all their [G]family.
[E]They?ve en-[G]listed [E]all their [F#]friends.
It [B]helped saved [D]their re-[B]lation-[D]ship,
And [B]made it [D]work [E]again.
--- VERSE 4 ---
B5 A7 X
So think about this little scene; apply it to your life.
[D7] If your work isn't what you love, then [A7]something isn't right.
[A7] Just look at Bob and Judy;
[A7] they're happy as can be,
[D7] Inventing situations, [A7]putting them on T.V.
--- CHORUS ---
J[E]udy?s i[A]n the b[E]ed-r[G]oom, in-v[E]enting s[A]itu-a[E]-t[G]ions.
[E]Bob is [D]on the [E]street to-[D]day, [E]scouting [A]up lo-[E]ca-[G]tions.
[E]They?ve en-[G]listed [E]all their [G]family.
[E]They?ve en-[G]listed [E]all their [F#]friends.
It [B]helped saved [D]their re-[B]lation-[D]ship,
And [B]made it [D]work [E]again.
--- ENDING ---
H H Q Q Q Q H H H H Q Q
e||-----------------|----3--5--3--|-----------|------3----|-----5--3--|
B||-------2----3----|-5-----------|-2----3----|-5---------|-----------|
G||0--4:------------|-------------|-----------|-----------|-2:--------|
D||0--4:------------|-------------|-----------|-----------|-4:--------|
A||-----------------|-------------|-----------|-----------|-----------|
E||-----------------|-------------|-----------|-----------|-----------|
W +H Q Q
e||------------|--------5--3-----||
B||-----3------|--(3)------------||
G||-4:---------|---------------0-||
D||-4:---------|---------------0-||
A||------------|-----------------||
E||------------|-----------------||
B5 A7 X D7 G5
|------3-------8-----------|
|------2-------7-----------|
|-4----2---2---7----0------|
|-4----2---4---7----0------|
|------0-------0-----------|
|--------------------------|
--- VERSE 1 ---
B5 A7 X
"Damn that television, What a bad picture"!
[D7] Don't get upset, Its not a[A7] major disaster
[A7] "There's nothing on tonight", he said,
[A7] "I don't know what's the matter"
[D7] "Nothings ever on", she said "so I [A7]don't know why you bother'
--- VERSE 2 ---
B5 A7 X
We've heard this little scene, we've heard it many times
[D7] People fighting over little things and [A7]wasting precious time.
[A7] They might be better off
[A7] I think the way it seems to me.
[D7] Making up their own shows, which might be [A7]better than T.V.
--- CHORUS ---
J[E]udy?s i[A]n the b[E]ed-r[G]oom, in-v[E]enting s[A]itu-a[E]-t[G]ions.
[E]Bob is [D]on the [E]street to-[D]day, [E]scouting [A]up lo-[E]ca-[G]tions.
[E]They?ve en-[G]listed [E]all their [G]family.
[E]They?ve en-[G]listed [E]all their [F#]friends.
It [B]helped saved [D]their re-[B]lation-[D]ship,
And [B]made it [D]work [E]again.
--- VERSE 3 ---
B5 A7 X
Their show gets real high ratings, they think they have a hit.
[D7] There might even be a spin off, but the[A7]y're not sure 'bout that.
[A7] If they ever watch T.V. again,
[A7] it'd be too soon for them.
Bob never ye[D7]lls about the picture now, [A7]he's having too much fun.
--- CHORUS ---
J[E]udy?s i[A]n the b[E]ed-r[G]oom, in-v[E]enting s[A]itu-a[E]-t[G]ions.
[E]Bob is [D]on the [E]street to-[D]day, [E]scouting [A]up lo-[E]ca-[G]tions.
[E]They?ve en-[G]listed [E]all their [G]family.
[E]They?ve en-[G]listed [E]all their [F#]friends.
It [B]helped saved [D]their re-[B]lation-[D]ship,
And [B]made it [D]work [E]again.
--- VERSE 4 ---
B5 A7 X
So think about this little scene; apply it to your life.
[D7] If your work isn't what you love, then [A7]something isn't right.
[A7] Just look at Bob and Judy;
[A7] they're happy as can be,
[D7] Inventing situations, [A7]putting them on T.V.
--- CHORUS ---
J[E]udy?s i[A]n the b[E]ed-r[G]oom, in-v[E]enting s[A]itu-a[E]-t[G]ions.
[E]Bob is [D]on the [E]street to-[D]day, [E]scouting [A]up lo-[E]ca-[G]tions.
[E]They?ve en-[G]listed [E]all their [G]family.
[E]They?ve en-[G]listed [E]all their [F#]friends.
It [B]helped saved [D]their re-[B]lation-[D]ship,
And [B]made it [D]work [E]again.
--- ENDING ---
H H Q Q Q Q H H H H Q Q
e||-----------------|----3--5--3--|-----------|------3----|-----5--3--|
B||-------2----3----|-5-----------|-2----3----|-5---------|-----------|
G||0--4:------------|-------------|-----------|-----------|-2:--------|
D||0--4:------------|-------------|-----------|-----------|-4:--------|
A||-----------------|-------------|-----------|-----------|-----------|
E||-----------------|-------------|-----------|-----------|-----------|
W +H Q Q
e||------------|--------5--3-----||
B||-----3------|--(3)------------||
G||-4:---------|---------------0-||
D||-4:---------|---------------0-||
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E||------------|-----------------||
