Hayseed Dixie - Big Balls
Intro - E - C - E - C - E - C - D - B
(verse 1)
[E]Well I'm upper-upper class high so[C]ciety,
[E]Gods' gift to ballroom not[C]eriety,
[E]And my ballrooms always filled the ev[C]ent is never small,
[D]The social pages say I've got the bi[B]ggest balls of all.
(chorus)
[E]I've got big balls, [C#m]I've got big balls,
[E]They're such big balls, [C#m]they're dirty big balls,
[E]And he's got big balls, [C#m]and she's got big balls,
But [C]we've [C]got [C]the [D]biggest, [A]balls ofF them a[B]ll,
(verse 2)
[E]And my ballrooms always bouncing, [C]and my ballrooms always full,
[E]And everybody comes and comes agai[C]n,
[E]If your name is one the guest list, [C]no one can take you higher,
[D]Everybody says I've got [B]great balls of fire,
(chorus)
[E]I've got big balls, [C#m]I've got big balls,
[E]They're such big balls, [C#m]they're dirty big balls,
[E]And he's got big balls, [C#m]and she's got big balls,
But [C]we've [C]got [C]the [D]biggest, [A]balls ofF them a[B]ll,
(verse 3)
[E]Some balls are held for charity, [C/E]and some for fancy dress,
[E]But when they're held for pleasure, [C/E]they're the balls that I like best,
[E]My balls are always bouncing, [C/E]from the left and to the right,
[D/F#]It's my belief that my big balls should [B]be held every night,
(chorus)
[E]I've got big balls, [C#m]I've got big balls,
[E]They're such big balls, [C#m]they're dirty big balls,
[E]And he's got big balls, [C#m]and she's got big balls,
But [C]we've [C]got [C]the [D]biggest, [A]balls ofF them a[B]ll,
Intro - E - C - E - C - E - C - D - B
(verse 1)
[E]Well I'm upper-upper class high so[C]ciety,
[E]Gods' gift to ballroom not[C]eriety,
[E]And my ballrooms always filled the ev[C]ent is never small,
[D]The social pages say I've got the bi[B]ggest balls of all.
(chorus)
[E]I've got big balls, [C#m]I've got big balls,
[E]They're such big balls, [C#m]they're dirty big balls,
[E]And he's got big balls, [C#m]and she's got big balls,
But [C]we've [C]got [C]the [D]biggest, [A]balls ofF them a[B]ll,
(verse 2)
[E]And my ballrooms always bouncing, [C]and my ballrooms always full,
[E]And everybody comes and comes agai[C]n,
[E]If your name is one the guest list, [C]no one can take you higher,
[D]Everybody says I've got [B]great balls of fire,
(chorus)
[E]I've got big balls, [C#m]I've got big balls,
[E]They're such big balls, [C#m]they're dirty big balls,
[E]And he's got big balls, [C#m]and she's got big balls,
But [C]we've [C]got [C]the [D]biggest, [A]balls ofF them a[B]ll,
(verse 3)
[E]Some balls are held for charity, [C/E]and some for fancy dress,
[E]But when they're held for pleasure, [C/E]they're the balls that I like best,
[E]My balls are always bouncing, [C/E]from the left and to the right,
[D/F#]It's my belief that my big balls should [B]be held every night,
(chorus)
[E]I've got big balls, [C#m]I've got big balls,
[E]They're such big balls, [C#m]they're dirty big balls,
[E]And he's got big balls, [C#m]and she's got big balls,
But [C]we've [C]got [C]the [D]biggest, [A]balls ofF them a[B]ll,
