Chord/Tab song: Shoehorn With Teeth

Song Shoehorn With Teeth
Album: Lincoln

Intro: Eb Db Ab

Chorus:
He wants a [Eb]sho[(D/Eb]ehorn,[-] t[C]he[-] k[Bb)]ind with [Eb]teeth
[Eb]People [Bb]should get [Eb]beat up[Bb] for [Ab]stating [Bb]their beliefs
He wants a [Eb]sho[(D/Eb]ehorn,[-] t[C]he[-] k[Bb)]ind with [Eb]teeth
Because he [Eb]knows [D/Eb]there's [C]no [Bb]such [Eb]thing

Verse 1:
He asks a [Ab]girl if they can both sit in a chair
But he [Eb]doesn't get nervous
[Ab]She's not really [Bb]there

Chorus:
He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth
Because he knows there's no such thing

Verse 2:
Tour the [Ab]world in a heavy metal band
But they [Eb]run out of gas
The [Ab]plane can never [Bb]land

Chorus:
He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth
People should get beat up for stating their beliefs
He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth
Because he knows there's no such thing

Verse 3:
What's the sense in ever thinking about the tomb
When you're much too busy returning to the womb?

Chorus:
He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth
People should get beat up for stating their beliefs
He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth
Because he knows there's no such thing