Chord/Tab song: My Inlaws Are Outlaws

Released: June 2003

Jeff Bates - My inlaws are outlaws

Intro - G - D - A - D

(verse 1)
[D]My inlaws are outlaws, so I stay on my toes,
[A]Cause anything could happen, [G]anything could [D]go,
[D]I have to lock up my old tool box,
And hide all m[Cadd9]y fishin g[G]ear,
Cause my inlaws are out[D]laws,
If they a[A]in't wanted h[D]ere,

(chorus)
She[A] may not be like Bonnie,
And he [G]ain't exactly Cl[D]yde,
They[E] don't carry Tommy Guns,
A A-B-C#-D--walk)
But tote big pocket knives,
[D]I don't turn my back for nothin,
No there's [G]nothin for me to f[E]ear,
My [G]inlaws are out[D]laws,
But they a[A]in't wanted h[D]ere,

(verse 2)
I call 'em mom and dad, and they both call me son,
I'd like to call 'em lots of things,
But I just bite my tongue,
We say we love each other,
But Lord knows we ain't sincere,
Cause my inlaws are outlaws,
But they ain't wanted here,

(chorus)
Cause[A] he drinks all my whiskey,
And [G]she drinks all the w[D]ine,
They[E] tell us how to raise our kids,
A A-B-C#-D--walk>
While there's are doin time,
[D]They've worn out their welcome,
In my[G] favorite easy cha[E]ir,
My [G]inlaws are out[D]laws,
But they a[A]in't wanted h[D]ere,

[D]Yea I bet no one would miss 'em,
If [G]they just happen to disap[E]pear,
My [G]inlaws are out[D]laws,
A D -A-B-C#-walk>
But they ain't wanted here,
Yea, my[G] inlaws are ou[D]tlaws,
But they a[A]in't wanted h[D]ere,