Chord/Tab song: Mononucleosis

C (strum once)

When you [C]came into the [F]Pod
You told me [C]that something was [G]wrong
Said you wasn't [F]having no more [C]fun
And you [F]want to lick the [C]sun
Couldn't say [F]it was any [C]fun
Oh [A#]duuuuuuuu[G]ude

G (hold it)
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[C]Now you're on the [F]couch
You can't even [C]move your fucking [G]head
Tell me that you [F]wish you was [C]dead
Dude I really [F]don't wish you was [C]dead
Better stay [F]in your sweaty mucus [C]bed
Oh [A#]duuuuuuuu[G]ude

G (hold it)

[C]Can't have a [F]smoke
Can't even [C]enjoy a little [G]brew
What the hell's my [F]buggy gonna [C]do?
Can't even [F]pet the horses in the z[C]oo
Little miss [F]Bandy's in this to[C]o
Oh [A#]duuuuuuuu[G]ude