Chord/Tab song: I Got Abducted by a UFO

Song: I Got Abducted by a UFO
blah: blah blah blah

Easy song. 4 chords. Just D5, B5, G5, and A5. What? You say you don't know what that means?
Oh you ridiculously naive, simple minded fool.
Well uncle Andy will show you:

[D5] [B5] [G5] [A5]

e|-----|-----|-----|-----|
B|-----|-----|-----|-----|
G|--7--|--4--|-----|-----|
D|--7--|--4--|--5--|--7--|
A|--5--|--2--|--5--|--7--|
E|-----|-----|--3--|--5--|


---intro/verse
[D5]I got abducted by a ufo. and [B5]where we're going I don't know
[G5]but alls I know is that I've gotta get [A5]home

---interlude/chorus riff



e|-----------------|------------------|
B|-----------------|------------------|
G|-----------------|------------------| play twice.
D|-7-75-54-5-4-2-0-|-7-75-54-542-2420-| 2nd time let a D note ring,,
A|-----------------|------------------| (oh yeah, D note D|-0~----| )
E|-----------------|------------------|


---verse
[D5]I got abducted by a ufo.[B5] and where we're going I don't know
[G5]but alls I know is that I've gotta get [A5]home
[D5]I'm gonna write my mom each & every day. [B5]tell her I'm alright tell her i'm ok
[G5]and I'll tell here where we're going to[A5]day

---chorus
well, I don't [D5]know. don't wanna [B5]go
with the uf[G5]o. just let me go [A5]home

---verse
[D5]I got abducted by a ufo. [B5]it took me on a trip down to mexico
[G5]but alls I know is that I've gotta get [A5]home
[D5]took me last night across the usa. a[B5]nd I know things are gonna be okay
[G5]when I get back to sunny californ-i-[A5]a

then chorus x2

---bridge
don't wanna [D5]go. don't wanna [B5]go. with the uf[G5]o. please let me go [A5]home.

the chorus again

That's it you say? So short and lazy... was this song written by Mexicans?
"Wow! Uncle Andy, that was really racist!"
Nay, I say. For I am Mexican. Which grants me the liberty to call my people
lazy. Just like how black people can say ni-

Good night, everybody!!!