Chord/Tab song: Corgi Registered Friends

Track: Corgi Registered Friends
Album: Achtung Bono
Tabber: Woodshed

INTRO

C - Dsus2 - C - Dsus2 - C - Dsus2 - C

VERSE 1

[Dsus2] [-] [C] In the kingdom of the blind

[Dsus2] [-] [C] It's said the one-eyed man is king

[Dsus2] [-] [C] And in the kindom of the bland

[Dsus2] [-] [C] It's 9 o'clock on ITV

[Dsus2] [-] [C]I believe I've seen holograms

[Dsus2] [-] [C]With more substance than you

[Dsus2] [-] [C] Automatic doors

[Dsus2] [-] [C] They don't open for you[Dsus2]

CHORUS

[F]C-O-R-G-[Dsus2]I (Corgi registered friends)

[F]C-O-R-G-[Dsus2]I (Corgi registered friends)

You [F]meet up on a Monday with your [Dsus2]Corgi registered [F]frien[G]ds

VERSE 2

[C]You call Glastonbury 'Glasto'

[Dsus2] [-] [C] You'd like to go there one day

[Dsus2] [-] [C] When they've put up the gun towers

[Dsus2] [-] [C] To keep the hippies away

[Dsus2] [-] [C] December sees Kitzbuhel

[Dsus2] [-] [C] Clad in Lowe Alpine

[Dsus2] [-] [C] Your children are painfully soulless

[Dsus2] [-] [C] Ralph's in Brize Norton[Dsus2]

CHORUS

[F]C-O-R-G-[Dsus2]I (Corgi registered friends)

[F]C-O-R-G-[Dsus2]I (Corgi registered friends)

Doing [F]Del Boy impressions with your [Dsus2]Corgi registered [F]frien[G]ds

WHISTLE SOLO

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GUITAR SOLO

F - D - F - D - F - D - F - G
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D|------------------0--2--3---3------------3---3-2-3-2-------------------|
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D|--0-2-0---0------------------------------------------------------------|
A|--------3----3-2---0-2-0---0-------------------------------------------|
E|-------------------------3---3-1--3\-----------------------------------|

VERSE 2

[C]For sale: gym equipment

[Dsus2] [-] [C] But now your jeans are too tight

[Dsus2] [-] [C] Amanda Burton on autopilot

[Dsus2] [-] [C] Is all you need each night

[Dsus2] [-] [C] I wear a tolerance robe

[Dsus2] [-] [C] I have the patience of Job

[Dsus2] [-] [C] But when I hear you wife's silly giggling

[Dsus2] [-] [C] At Ann Summers parties[Dsus2]

CHORUS

[F]C-O-R-G-[Dsus2]I (Corgi registered friends)

[F]C-O-R-G-[Dsus2]I (Corgi registered friends)

Going to [F]medieval banquets with your [Dsus2]Corgi registered [F]frien[G]ds

CODA

Stick this in your Volvo

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