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[D]He fell i[Em]n love with the au[G] pai[A]r
[D]When she [Em]ran her fingers th[G]roug[A]h his hair
[D]And said: "It's [Em]silky"
[G]He knew, o[A]f course, that he ought to be f[D]eeling [Em]guilty
[G]But, no, he didn't care a[A]t all
[D]He hadn't[Em] felt this [G]great in y[A]ears
[D]Meanwhile[Em], his wife's[G] upstairs, in [A]tears
[D]Well, it's so [Em]corny
[G]Her world's tu[A]rned upside down because[D] he felt h[Em]orny
[G]So tell me, how can it be fai[A]r?
[Gm]But as they drive away she wo[D]nders just how long
[Gm]It'll take for him to realise[D] how much he's [A]wrong
[D]And when [Em]he comes ho[G]me in dis[A]grace
[D]She'll sl[Em]am the door[G] right in his f[A]ace
[D]Well it's so sle[Em]azy
(Her: I wish you could see me in a white dress, looking divine)
[G]He won't find [A]coming back h[D]ere quite [Em]as easy
(Her: I wish you could hear me sing like I did, my hymns and rhymes)
[G]As he found goi[A]ng away
[Gm]But as they disappear she hopes it won'[D]t be long
[Gm]Before he ends up realising[D] that he's w[A]rong
[D] [Em] [G] [A]
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[D]He fell i[Em]n love with the au[G] pai[A]r
[D]When she [Em]ran her fingers th[G]roug[A]h his hair
[D]And said: "It's [Em]silky"
[G]He knew, o[A]f course, that he ought to be f[D]eeling [Em]guilty
[G]But, no, he didn't care a[A]t all
[D]He hadn't[Em] felt this [G]great in y[A]ears
[D]Meanwhile[Em], his wife's[G] upstairs, in [A]tears
[D]Well, it's so [Em]corny
[G]Her world's tu[A]rned upside down because[D] he felt h[Em]orny
[G]So tell me, how can it be fai[A]r?
[Gm]But as they drive away she wo[D]nders just how long
[Gm]It'll take for him to realise[D] how much he's [A]wrong
[D]And when [Em]he comes ho[G]me in dis[A]grace
[D]She'll sl[Em]am the door[G] right in his f[A]ace
[D]Well it's so sle[Em]azy
(Her: I wish you could see me in a white dress, looking divine)
[G]He won't find [A]coming back h[D]ere quite [Em]as easy
(Her: I wish you could hear me sing like I did, my hymns and rhymes)
[G]As he found goi[A]ng away
[Gm]But as they disappear she hopes it won'[D]t be long
[Gm]Before he ends up realising[D] that he's w[A]rong
[D] [Em] [G] [A]
